Things to do before the kids come

The Poop

Wife: She should get really drunk. (Husband gets to be the designated driver.)

Me: She should buy Rock Band and play with her husband as much as possible. My wife and I played once for an hour, had a really good time and promised to do it again soon. That was more than a year ago.

Wife: She should consider taking pictures of herself naked. Because she may never look like this again.

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